Looky here! This $500 comfy blanket is worth it.

As you pluck down five hundred ‘puhzoozas’ you’re gonna question was it worth it. The first cold snap of winter you’ll lie snug with this comfy $500 luxurious quilt Snuggie on top of you and your love one. As you lie underneath feeling warm and soothed from its weight and silky fabric, you’re gonna feel blessed, but still wonder if it was worth the five hundred clams you forked over for it.

Three years later as your big toe keeps poking through the hole at the bottom of the blanket, you’ll say to yourself, that the damn thing wasn’t worth it. After pulling your toe outta the hole and rolling up in the blanket on your side, you’ll say to yourself it ain’t worth it and will angrily curse the now worn out blanket for having a hole in the bottom. You fall asleep wrapped in it.

A year later, an even bigger rip forms from the hole in the bottom of that blanket. A hole caused by love, use and your big toe. Finally you sleep with the blanket on top of you and possibly your loved one for the very last time. You throw it away soon after.

As you are buying another comfy blanket from me, you are gonna think it ain’t worth five hundred damn dollars…

MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOM MAKES THESE BLANKETS. OURS, THE ONE IN THE PICTURE SAT ON HER PARENTS WOODEN BANISTER FOR A LONG TIME. I LIKE THE SMELL OF THE FRESH WOOD. COMMMMFY!